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Josh has been unemployed for most of his life likely due to his autism, and has no real hobbies or skills, except drinking colossal amounts of alcohol. He drinks constantly, and has been on a non-stop bender for some years now. His popularity on [[Social Media Accounts|social media]] has led to many [[trolls]] finding him and yelling the catchphrase, [["Put the Fries in the Bag"|"Put the fries in the bag!"]] which causes him to have a meltdown, better known as a crashout. Crashouts generally involve clamping his teeth down on his hand, waving his arm around in a muppet-like fashion, hitting/kicking/biting/spitting on his victims, screaming [[Josh's Racism|slurs]] or his well known [[Josh's Catchphrases|phrases]] ("I live paycheck to paycheck!", "You unemployed rat!", "You're fucking with the middle class!" "I've only been to [X amount] of countries!", etc.)

Over the years Josh has been involved with many managers/enablers, such as [[Michael Quinn]], [[Jason Itzler|Jason "Mr. Based" Itzler]], or more recently, [[Tony|Tony Bame]]. The work of a manager usually involves providing Josh with an endless flow of alcohol, getting him a hotel room, and attempting to stop his autistic booze fueled rage, although most fail to do the latter, resulting in Josh frequently being involved in altercations, being hospitalized, or being arrested. Josh's main revenue stream is from money that his managers give him, or from his [[Josh's Tour Business|illegal tour business]] that he runs. Josh also has ventured into the music industry, showing up at recording studios to sing covers of songs, usually with the words changed so that the song is about alcohol.

Over the years Josh has been involved with many managers/enablers, such as [[Michael Quinn]], [[Jason Itzler|Jason "Mr. Based" Itzler]], or more recently, [[Tony|Tony Bame]]. The work of a manager usually involves providing Josh with an endless flow of alcohol, getting him a hotel room, and attempting to stop his autistic booze fueled rage, although most fail to do the latter, resulting in Josh frequently being involved in altercations, being hospitalized, or being arrested. Josh's main revenue stream is from money that his managers give him, or from his [[Josh's Tour Business|illegal tour business]] that he runs. Josh also has ventured into the [[Music Career|music industry]], showing up at recording studios to sing covers of songs, usually with the words changed so that the song is about alcohol.

Josh is well known to have many [[Josh and Mental Health|mental issues]] including autism and paranoia, although many theorize he may have bipolar disorder due to his sudden mood swings, or possible [[Hallucinations "Make it stop" Incident|schizophrenia]] as he has believed in the past that [[16/9/24 Incident|men were after him with knives]]. Josh appears to have little to no inhibitions, he is known to wander the streets drenched in vomit or alcohol, and frequently pees in the street, [[Beatbox Incident|on the train]] or in his pants. Josh is well known to be [[Animal Cruelty|cruel to animals]], he has [[Fish Stomping Incident|stomped a fish to death]], thrown a fish out a window, and frequently threatens to hit or eat Mr. Based's pets, kicks [[Frankie]] the dog, and asked if he could shoot an emu. Over the years, Josh's lack of accomodation, [[Josh's Hygiene|unhygienic]] lifestyle, and chronic alcoholism have warped his body to become bloated and bent over, with swollen cheeks, pale skin and a red nose, moldy yellow teeth, and lifeless eyes.

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 Josh has been unemployed for most of his life likely due to his autism, and has no real hobbies or skills, except drinking colossal amounts of alcohol. He drinks constantly, and has been on a non-stop bender for some years now. His popularity on [[Social Media Accounts|social media]] has led to many [[trolls]] finding him and yelling the catchphrase, [["Put the Fries in the Bag"|"Put the fries in the bag!"]] which causes him to have a meltdown, better known as a crashout. Crashouts generally involve clamping his teeth down on his hand, waving his arm around in a muppet-like fashion, hitting/kicking/biting/spitting on his victims, screaming [[Josh's Racism|slurs]] or his well known [[Josh's Catchphrases|phrases]] ("I live paycheck to paycheck!", "You unemployed rat!", "You're fucking with the middle class!" "I've only been to [X amount] of countries!", etc.)
-Over the years Josh has been involved with many managers/enablers, such as [[Michael Quinn]], [[Jason Itzler|Jason "Mr. Based" Itzler]], or more recently, [[Tony|Tony Bame]]. The work of a manager usually involves providing Josh with an endless flow of alcohol, getting him a hotel room, and attempting to stop his autistic booze fueled rage, although most fail to do the latter, resulting in Josh frequently being involved in altercations, being hospitalized, or being arrested. Josh's main revenue stream is from money that his managers give him, or from his [[Josh's Tour Business|illegal tour business]] that he runs. Josh also has ventured into the music industry, showing up at recording studios to sing covers of songs, usually with the words changed so that the song is about alcohol.
+Over the years Josh has been involved with many managers/enablers, such as [[Michael Quinn]], [[Jason Itzler|Jason "Mr. Based" Itzler]], or more recently, [[Tony|Tony Bame]]. The work of a manager usually involves providing Josh with an endless flow of alcohol, getting him a hotel room, and attempting to stop his autistic booze fueled rage, although most fail to do the latter, resulting in Josh frequently being involved in altercations, being hospitalized, or being arrested. Josh's main revenue stream is from money that his managers give him, or from his [[Josh's Tour Business|illegal tour business]] that he runs. Josh also has ventured into the [[Music Career|music industry]], showing up at recording studios to sing covers of songs, usually with the words changed so that the song is about alcohol.
 Josh is well known to have many [[Josh and Mental Health|mental issues]] including autism and paranoia, although many theorize he may have bipolar disorder due to his sudden mood swings, or possible [[Hallucinations "Make it stop" Incident|schizophrenia]] as he has believed in the past that [[16/9/24 Incident|men were after him with knives]]. Josh appears to have little to no inhibitions, he is known to wander the streets drenched in vomit or alcohol, and frequently pees in the street, [[Beatbox Incident|on the train]] or in his pants. Josh is well known to be [[Animal Cruelty|cruel to animals]], he has [[Fish Stomping Incident|stomped a fish to death]], thrown a fish out a window, and frequently threatens to hit or eat Mr. Based's pets, kicks [[Frankie]] the dog, and asked if he could shoot an emu. Over the years, Josh's lack of accomodation, [[Josh's Hygiene|unhygienic]] lifestyle, and chronic alcoholism have warped his body to become bloated and bent over, with swollen cheeks, pale skin and a red nose, moldy yellow teeth, and lifeless eyes.