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THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY. | THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY. | ||
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{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod | {{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 25}} | ||
| 1 = Put the fries in the bag! | | 1 = Put the fries in the bag! | ||
| 2 = What does B-A-N-N-E-D mean? | | 2 = What does B-A-N-N-E-D mean? | ||
| 3 = I live paycheck to paycheck! | | 3 = I live paycheck to paycheck! | ||
| 4 = You unemployed rat! | | 4 = You unemployed rat! | ||
| 5 = I | | 5 = I ONLY MAKE 400 GRAND A YEAR! | ||
| 6 = You're fucking with the middle class! | | 6 = You're fucking with the middle class! | ||
| 7 = I've only been to | | 7 = I've only been to 13 countries! At 23 years old! It's pathetic! | ||
| 8 = DISABLED?! DISABLED?!?! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' SUE YOU!! | | 8 = DISABLED?! DISABLED?!?! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' SUE YOU!! | ||
| 9 = | | 9 = SEE THIS ROLEX?! SEE THIS ROLEX?! YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD ONE?!?! | ||
| 10 = I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU!!!! | |||
| 11 = YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?! | |||
| 12 = I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT!! | |||
| 13 = I'M FROM THE BROOOOOOOONNNNXXXXXXX!!!! | |||
| 14 = I'm from Brownsville! | |||
| 15 = I'm will literally turn myself into a delicious margarita pizza, for people to eat. | |||
| 16 = NOM NOM NOM!!!!! | |||
| 17 = FUCK TIKTOK!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!! | |||
| 18 = I'M GONNA COMMIT SOME FELONIES TONIGHT!!! | |||
| 19 = I WANNA GO HOME TO ITALY!!! | |||
| 20 = How did you get in here!? | |||
| 21 = MONDAY!? NAHHH!! NAHH!!!! | |||
| 22 = Scuse me, Scuse me... | |||
| 23 = I WONT BE NEEDING THESE HANDS ANYMORE!!! | |||
| 24 = I'll send you to Rome to get mauled in the colosseum! | |||
| 25 = HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!?! | |||
] | ] | ||
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}} | }} | ||
| author= | | author=Joshua Block | ||
| qcolor=#cedff2 | | qcolor=#cedff2 | ||
}}<noinclude> | }}<noinclude> | ||
{{Documentation}} | {{Documentation}} | ||
</noinclude> | </noinclude> | ||
Latest revision as of 18:41, 7 November 2025
| “ | You're fucking with the middle class! | ” |
| — Joshua Block | ||
This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.
Adding quotes
Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:
- Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
<!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 -->
- Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
| (number) = Quote- Remember to keep the indent!
- Do not repeat numbers!
- Scroll up to the top and find:
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
- Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
- Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this
What not to add:
- Quotes from people besides Josh
- Fake quotes
- While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
- Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
- Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes