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   | 1 = Put the fries in the bag!
   | 2 = What does B-A-N-N-E-D mean?
   | 2 = What does B-A-N-N-E-D mean?
  | 3 = I live paycheck to paycheck!
  | 4 = You unemployed rat!
  | 5 = I only make 70 grand a year...
  | 6 = You're fucking with the middle class!
  | 7 = I've only been to X of countries...
  | 8 = DISABLED?! DISABLED?!?! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' SUE YOU!!
  | 9 = Women are only good for kicking on the streets!
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