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-"17:00 Somewhere" is perhaps Josh's most well known [[Music Career|song]], due to him singing it in a TikTok near the end of the [[Micheal Quinn Era]]
+"17:00 Somewhere" is perhaps Josh's most well known [[Music Career|song]], It was recorded in Nashville at the Cowboy Arms Hotel and Recording Spa in April of 2024 near the end of the [[Michael Quinn Era]]. It is a cover of "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere" by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett, with Josh changing the lyrics and title referencing the time "Five O' Clock" changed to 17:00, since Josh's anti-American beliefs include being against the use of a 12 hour clock, preferring military time, or as he calls it, "metric time."
+=== Lyrics<ref>https://genius.com/Joshua-block-worldoftshirts-1700-somewhere-lyrics</ref> ===
+''The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow''
+''An' so am I''
+''Work day passes like molasses in wintertime''
+''But it's July''
+''I'm gettin' paid by the hour, an' older by the minute''
+''My boss just pushed me over the limit''
+''I'd like to call him somethin'''
+''I think I'll just call it a day''
+''[Chorus]''
+''Pour me somethin' tall an' strong''
+''Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane''
+''It's only half-past twelve but I don't care''
+''It's 1700 somewhere''
+''[Verse 2]''
+''Well, this lunch break, it's gonna take all afternoon''
+''An' half the night''
+''Tomorrow, I know there will be hell to pay''
+''Hey, but that's alright''
+''I'm livin' paycheck to paycheck for the whole year''
+''My Nashville vacation's gonna start right here''
+''If the phone’s for me''
+''You can tell 'em I just sailed away''
+[Chorus]
+Pour me somethin' tall an' strong
+Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane
+It's only half-past twelve but I don't care
+It's 1700 somewhere
+[Bridge]
+I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab
+An' be back to work before two
+And a moment like this, you can't help wonder
+"What would Joshua Block do?"
+[Chorus]
+Pour me somethin' tall an' strong
+Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane
+It's only half-past twelve but I don't care
+Pour me somethin' tall an' strong
+Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane
+It's only half-past twelve but I don't care
+Oh, I don't care
+It's 1700 somewhere
+[Outro]
+What time zone am I in? What country am I in?
+It doesn't matter, it's 1700 somewhere
+I'm livin' paycheck to paycheck
+I'll sue your ass
+It's 1700 in New York, it's 1700 in Miami
+It's 1700 in Nashville
+It's 1700 somewhere
+== References ==