Catchphrases

“ I've only been to nine countries... It's so sad... ” — Joshua Block

Due to his autism and poor memory, Josh is known to repeat phrases and questions. Below is a list of such phrases.

Calm/Drunk

• "What does B-A-N-N-E-D mean on tinder?"
• "Frankie no!"
• ”Scuse me?”
• ”Why do I have the shakes?”
• "I shit my pants in Cancun!"

Dysregulated/Crashout/Frybagged

• "I've only been to [X amount, currently 16] of countries!"
• "I don't get paid enough for this shit!"
• "I work on the front lines!"
• ”I live paycheck to paycheck!”
• "I'm suing you for a million dahllers!"
• "I only make [X amount of money, currently 400k] a year!"
• "You unemployed rat!"
• ”You fuckin bitch!”
• "I make more money than you, bitch!"
• "You're fucking with the middle clahhhss!"
• "I hate this stupid country!"
• "I want to go home/go back to/go to Italy"
• "Take me back to Italy!"
• "Who said that?"
• "I can't afford a lawyer! What do I do?"
• "Fuck you TikTok! It's all your fault! That stupid clock app!”
• ”OH IT’S ON NOW!”
• ”You fuckin want it?”
• “I won’t be needing these hands anymore!”
• “I’m going to [X] and you’re naaawwt!”
• "How did you find me!?"
• "What are you doing in a luxury neighborhood?!"
• "I'm from the Bronx!"
• "HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!"
• "I'm gonna pay a Nigerian doctor to disable me!"
• "My jaw! It's broken! What's going on with my jaw?"
• "My fucking jaw! I'm gonna get my mouth wired shut for a year! Oww!"
• "I can't get my jaw wired shut, I will never be able to talk again!"
• "I'm breaking my phone!"
• "They're after me!"
• "You illegal immigrant!"
• "Have fun in Mexico! Bring me some tacos if you ever come back!"
• "I'm quitting social media and working for Burger King!"
• "DO YOU HAVE MY PASSPORT?!"